腾跃国际注册:Funny Personalized signature on Valentin

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   Valentine's Day Funny Personalized signature Is Very Interesting

   1, valentine's day single men and women strategy 1, call the hotel big bed room reservation light. 2 Full stop slapping other boyfriends on the street. 3 Full stop Go to the cinema and buy all the odd seats Full stop. 4. Take a Child to Confess Dad. 5. When selling flowers on the street, when seeing couples, they said: Buy your mother a bunch of flowers.! 6. Don't pay the bill when eating. Pointing at someone else's boyfriend when walking, he said, "My ex-husband married me.". 7. Impression of Going to Qzone, Male Write: Former Husband. The woman wrote: The child is fucking.

   2. the person who introduced his girlfriend before valentine's day had a fucking broken wing in his last life..

   3. The most painful thing in the world is to spend Valentine's Day alone even though you are not single..

   4. Obviously, today's Valentine's Day, people who want to express themselves will say, "I like you, do you like me or not?"? "

   5. For many people, whether it is the Spring Festival or Valentine's Day in estrus、be in heat is a question worth thinking about. .

   6. on valentine's day, who has a daughter to borrow one, and it will be a big one and a small one next year.!

   7. On Valentine's Day, I will stay at home and watch a series of games, eliminating one-on-one pairs and one-on-one pairs .

   8. Valentine's Day, like Spring Festival, is full of cannon flavor..

   9. Mmm. Just at this time.. How many virgin girls have disappeared.? Who can estimate.

   10. It is said that friends will crush all the chocolate in supermarket inside tonight.

   11, unexpected ah, elder brother today actually had a lover's singles day!

   12. Ah, it's another Valentine's Day without Lover's Lover. It's true that I haven't had a Valentine's Day with my partner for such a long time ~!

   13, roses all the way, have never felt this festival is so far away from me.

   14, valentine's day or something is floating clouds, floating clouds.

   15. I wish all the wives of My Girl and Husband, Wife & The Extra in the world a happy Valentine's Day.! Those who will burn enthusiasm, those who are in Dry Wood Fierce Fire, those who have settled down, and those who will help the legendary swordsman.! Er .腾跃国际 especially me and my wife!

   Go to your class and see how you celebrate valentine's day.!! Destroy

   17, is there a single beauty? The best Dongshan, Nanjing can also be. Asking for a beautiful woman to rent a holiday bag, transportation bag, food and accommodation . price negotiable .

   18. Valentinas Vienas, who has no lover, hopes to have two next year. Hee hee!

   19, all evil chastity, also can leave me a baa?

   May all lovers in the world be brother and sister who have been separated for many years.!

   21, ignore me, go out to play without me, forget me, ignore me, wish you can't find a sister (male) in the year of the rabbit, find a husband is actually like men (female) ~ I hate you I hate you

   22, February 14, 1979, the first day of 799, should break ground for burial, avoid love and marriage confession .

   23, omit five words here.

   24. Valentine's Day is the second Singles' Day.

   25, slightly chilly campus.

   The only advantage of valentine's day is that you don't have to work overtime at night.

   27, valentine's day arrived, a man asked his girlfriend: what kind of flowers do you like? The woman shyly said: I like two kinds of flowers. The man asked eagerly: Which two kinds?I gave it to you.! The woman bowed her head and whispered, "umoney, take whatever you want."! The man said affectionately: You are so beautiful! Girlfriend Charming Question: Which Beauty Am I? Man: Nice try.

   28, valentine's day, is it with lover, or with his wife?

   29, valentine's day with my mother, she said: if you look like me, would have gone to art school, boyfriend must have changed a few . good looks like your father, you should study every day, read more books .

   30. Not surprisingly, single Valentine's Day is not miserable because I am used to it, but it makes me a little uncomfortable to watch movies and think of my broken sisters.

   31. Valentine's Day for lovers and Di Renjie for enemies.

   32. I don't know which NB man my future wife is dating

   33. At the end of the day, I wish those couples who are still on the road and still in bed on the street a happy Purple Day in the world.

   34, what a satirical festival, what a heavy heart.

   35, everyone, on valentine's day night, please sign in here as soon as possible. if you don't sign in quickly, it will be regarded as cannon fire..

   36, unforgettable tonight in Remember the Night ~ how many little girls have become * *, how many hotels have been complained about sound insulation problems, how many Chikan (body contact) have met Brother Kuan on the way to hug his daughter-in-law, how many sanitation workers are cleaning the back mountain path covered with condoms, how many college students are suffering from pain in half of butt because they can't afford to open the room, how many forums have started to broadcast the field dancing ~ ~ predict how things will turn out, a month later, and look at the abortion window in obstetrics and gynecology, registration is countless

   37. I am so stupid that I didn't have the courage to tell you on Valentine's Day.. I really want to. Know, do you love me or love my mother's son?

   38. I asked my daughter-in-law to celebrate Valentine's Day. The daughter-in-law said that she wanted to spend the day with her classmates. Does the daughter-in-law not want me??

   39, Valentine's Day, I don't know which Dog days chick my future husband is dating now?

   40, just idle, checked, February 14 this day, 7 days, such as home, Hanting, Motai, GreenTree Inn, Jiayi, Jinjiang Star, Suba, Jinan all full of big bed rooms. The reservation rate in several major cities nationwide is 96. 4%.. That's awesome..

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