Singles Day Funny Text Book
1 Full stop I sell breakfast. I got up early today and specially introduced the "Singles' Day Package" with four fried dough sticks and one egg. As a result, it caused a sensation in this street and has been sold to many people to patronize now..
2., however, single girls are said to be single, always feel is not a taste, but don't call bachelor what can be called. Should Singles' Day be celebrated or not? It is said that marriage is a besieged city. Those who enter want to come out and those who are outside are anxious to enter again.. This friend of mine is worried about not being able to get into the besieged city and is embarrassed to say it clearly.. That day, he asked me carefully, do you live in your father Mum family or your own home?.
3, once sad helpless, once sad wandering, past little like clouds dissipate, the past is like a dream. The bachelor festival, the bachelor is still, lonely company, waiting for you to care for me, I hope to have your company next year!
4, everyone is single, the beauty of the world no one wants! Hold on!
5, bachelor, scientific name single aristocrat, alias bachelor, former name older youth. Male bachelors are called "Guangguang", female bachelors are called "Mingming", and when they are right, they are called "Shuangshuang".
6. Singles' Day is coming. Birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies are divorced, caterpillars are remarried, frogs are having children, what are you waiting for??2. The flowers are similar from year to year, from year to year … the same person-still a person ….
7. Even if Singles' Day is over, it happened that I was on my birthday again. Think of the sad scene. I bought a cake (mini, for children and worth 2 yuan RMB) at my own expense. The most miserable life for a person to drink silently at night is this .
8, bachelor music, bachelor music, a person to eat, the whole family is not hungry. Bachelors suffer, bachelors suffer, is already 25, clothes broken no one to fill.
9. Today is Singles' Day. Don't think about MM all the time. Be careful not to learn well. Parents beat you with "bare sticks."!
10. Today is Singles' Day. It is painful for me to be single. Today I finally summon up courage and say to you, I like . you . your sister!
11. Today is Singles' Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor any more, Please Marry Me. If you don't marry me, I will . marry you!
12. tonight, I will find a beautiful MM and say "no" to her.!
13, wife, total TMD derailment; The plane, old TMD crashed; Life, total TMD hell; Being a handsome bachelor is really beautiful.! Happy Singles' Day!
14. Although he is not a bachelor at present, he is always "married young people enjoy unmarried treatment.".
You are all I have, do you know? You are my favorite, do you know? You are the pillar of my life, do you know? You are my reason to live, do you know? I made a mistake, do you know?
16. You are holding young and beautiful wife in your arms and holding your beloved son in your hand, but I am still lonely and sad to solo a single love song. Comfort me and invite me to dinner..
17, girlfriend when have, ask Q friend wine, I don't know Q inside girl, can have a boyfriend; I want to leave Q, but I am afraid it is not easy to enter Q. I cannot sleep at night. I should not be drunk. When will my dream come true?? Women have black and white beauty and ugliness, men have height, height, fatness and thinness. This matter is difficult to complete in the past. I hope Q will last for a long time and bachelor will no longer exist..
If burning incense for one year can meet you, burning incense for three years can get to know you, burning incense for ten years can cherish you, for the sake of my happiness in the next life, I am willing to convert to Christianity.!
19, I am single I invincible, I am single I glory, I am single I natural and unrestrained, I am single I am afraid of who! On November 11, I wish all the bachelors in the world the best of luck and full of mettle the best of luck in winning the other half.!
There is a rainbow in my eyes, which is your smile that will never fade. I have a feeling in my heart, it is a deep attachment to you. Late at night on Singles' Day, do you know I miss you? 18. Inadvertently broke into your love, so I found the world's largest and unable to go out of the network. I fell in love with you accidentally, only to know the bitterness and sweetness of missing you.. Wish of Singles' Day: Hope to be a pair with you tomorrow!
21. Think about the days when you have a wife and you will no longer be free. You should be lucky. After all, cherish the short-lived episode of single La Vie et rien d'autre.
22. A bachelor came to God after his death and said that he wanted to be a cock in the afterlife. God asked: Why? The bachelor said: I have not even won a wife in my whole life, but seeing my cock treading on eggs every day is just like playing.!
23. The whole family is full with a packed lunch. The whole family lives well in a humble abode. There is no need to worry or sleep. No one urges you to get up early. You keep your wallet. You don't have to hand in your salary card. You don't have to report on your late arrival. You are happy to be single.! Happy singles day!
24, a person consumption without drag, independent decision simply, don't do health not fold, don't be nagging not be punished, all income is at their own disposal, spend natural and unrestrained take charge of absolute, Oye! Bachelor Viva la Vie! Happy singles day!
25. One day, male bachelors met female bachelors. Male bachelors did not want to be bachelors. Female bachelors preferred to be bachelors. Male bachelors could not persuade female bachelors. Female bachelors could not persuade male bachelors. Finally, they simply mixed bachelors together.. Happy singles day!
26. Energy Behind the Heart decorated the starry sky of your dream and embellished the color of your dream with smiles. In each long night, the smoke rings emitted by loneliness and loneliness deeply encircled my heart that I miss you. Singles' Day misses you so much..
27, again to singles day, take off the "light" couplet to share with you. The first league: I don't want to be single. I prefer to be single. When will I stop being single? Second Couple: Since you are single, you can enjoy being single, even if you are single all the time.. Hengpi: Happy Alone.
28. It's Singles' Day again. Single people want to find a partner. I can't sleep at night when I am lonely, and I feel confused when I miss you. I really want to show my heart to you, but I am afraid that I will be rejected. Send a text message to ask, find a companion you wish?
29. It's Singles' Day again. The staff association sent a congratulatory telegram urging you to remember to eat when hungry and discharge when lonely. Don't spend money but not earn it. Go out and ogle more. Don't say I won't do it when beautiful women throw their arms around.. Singles' Day, please do it!
30, fate is randomly allotted by god, because cupid greedy play, month old fool, so your other half has not appeared. When Singles' Day comes, don't tell anyone earlier than who takes off the "light", only how much happiness is there after that. I wish you happiness..
31, La Luna (2011 film), Be Afraid, bachelor want to be in pairs; The sky is grey, the people are boundless, blind date to find a partner; The mountain is high, the water is long, and the walk is natural and unrestrained.. On Singles' Day, may you shed your "light" as soon as possible, and be a happy couple with you.!
32. I don't want to celebrate Singles' Day any more. I just want to hold hands with you and walk along happily. I want to fill my eyes with the scenery of the years. I want to keep the feeling of happiness forever.. Dear, let's take off the "light" together.
33. On Singles' Day, be a radiant bachelor, be a handsome bachelor, be a bachelor in be talented in letters and unconventional in life, be a charming bachelor, and strive to turn a bachelor into a nunchaku!
34, the world is more and more twist bar, beauty can't find a husband, talented woman can't find a job, uninhibited woman can't find a one-night stand. Happy Singles' Day in Single Man, Noro! (责任编辑：admin)